Sometimes life can feel stressful, cold and serious. That’s when I like to sit down, read a funny story and let out a big belly laugh. With that in mind, I’d like to brighten your day with this funny story that I found on the net. I don’t know if you’ve read it before, but I couldn’t help wearing a big smile when I read it. The story is about a grandma who gets called to court to testify.
But as you all know, some questions are best left unanswered – especially if you’re living in a small town where everyone knows everyone… I won’t reveal more than that, you’ll have to read the story for yourself. But make sure to read until the end – and feel free to press the share button to brighten a friend’s day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine!
In a court trial in a small town in Nebraska, the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs. Williams, do you know who I am?”
She answered, “Of course I know who you are, Mr. Rawley. I’ve known you since you were a little boy, and honestly, you’re a disappointment. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk behind their backs. You think you’re some kind of big shot, but if you had half a brain you’d realize that you’ll never amount to anything but a mediocre pencil-pusher. Oh, I know who you are all right.”
The prosecutor had his jaw on the floor. Shocked and looking to deflect the attention, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Williams… do you know who the defense attorney is?”
She replied, “Of course I do. I’ve known Mr. Carbuncle ever since he was a child. He’s a lazy bigot who has a problem with alcohol abuse. He is unable to maintain a normal relationship with anyone, and is one of the worst lawyers in the county. On top of that, he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of which was your wife. Yes, I know exactly who he is.”
The defense attorney looked like he was about to have a stroke.The judge ordered the prosecutor and the defense attorney to approach, and whispered to them in a low but frantic voice, “If any of you brats ask her if she knows who I am, then I’ll put both of you behind bars for life!”